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Hey Rub-a-Dub-Dub

by Theodore Dreiser

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The Professor

(Imagining he is crying.) Help! Help! Oh, save me! Save me! (He realizes that he emits no sound, and groans.)

First Dream Officer

Once, more, men! Another shell here! (Another is put in.) Fire!

The Cannon

Poof! Boom! (Another great hole is torn in the wall.)

Patsy Laferty

(As a second electric crash occurs.) I don’t know wedder I’d better stay here. I don’t wanna get killed. (He walks about uneasily.)

The Professor

(Heavily and desperately.) I am lost! I know it. Oh, if my idea were only true! What if all this turmoil and agony were a figment of the mind merely, a cell or dot picture? Here I am in this hut; these soldiers are about to destroy me. If I could just cry “Avaunt!” “Disappear!”—or if I could know that I am not real, and disappear myself. I wonder if I might not try it? (He jumps to his feet.)

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