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The One Hundred Moonshees

(Weakly, in their sleep). Souffle! Souffle!

The One Hundred Thousand Spectators

Hey! Hey! Hey! ’Tis a perfect day!
’Tis a perfect day! ’Tis a perfect day!
Hey! Hey! Hey! ’Tis a perfect day!

(They cheer for one solid hour.)