The Seven Thousand Union Astronomers

(Marching to “Oh, Believe Me If All Those Endearing Young Charms,” and doing a hop, skip and jump as they near the Musnud.)

The universe is moral! The universe is moral!
’Tis as true—’tis as true—
As that a green horse isn’t sorrel!

(One-half the division stand on their heads, the others on their feet.)