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Hey Rub-a-Dub-Dub

by Theodore Dreiser

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The Moonshees, Roctor-Proctors, Zadkiels, etc.

(Stirring feebly and pushing the feather-dusters out of their eyes. In chorus.) What is the question? What is the question? (They sink back heavily on their pillows. SHISHMASH HASH HASH throws four fits and attempts to insert his left foot in his mouth, then stands at attention while four Dizzards, lifting aloft silk banners on which are pictures of keys of knowledge and open books, fall to the ground and get up again. The one hundred Hoddy-Doddys tickle the noses of the Moonshees frantically. The five thousand Nizys throw handfuls of souffle in the faces of the audience and spin on one foot. The two thousand Loobies and Gaberlunzies rear and plunge, murmuring “Shush! Shush!” then read.)

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