The Federated Spectators
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
The world’s now safe for ever and a day!
(An hour of unbroken applause follows.)
Noxus Podunkus
(As quiet is once more restored and he is dusted into semi-consciousness.) Quite so! Quite so! Forever and a day! Ah! And—and (he looks about for his tablet and twenty-seven Dizzards hand him each a sacred plate.)—and that—let me see—Ah, yes!—Question Four! Question Four! Here it is! (Reads.) “And that God is always on His Throne?” (He collapses from exhaustion.)