Better Gutenberg
Free, beautifully formatted public-domain ebooks
‹Better GutenbergHow to Behave and How to AmuseIii. the Sewing Woman · 151 of 266Contents›

How to Behave and How to Amuse

by George H. Sandison

151 of 266 · Contents · Download EPUB

Iii. the Sewing Woman

“John, bring out the Sewing Woman, and let the ladies behold the unfortunate seamstress who died from pricking her finger with a needle while sewing on Sunday. You see that the work which she holds is stained with gore, which drips from her finger on to the floor. (Which is poetry!) This forms a sad and melancholy warning to all heads of families immediately to purchase the best sewing-machines, for this accident never could have happened had she not been without one of those excellent machines, as no family should be.”

Costume.—Optional.

When wound up the figure sews very stiffly and stops slowly.

← Back to How to Behave and How to Amuse

Scroll to Top