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The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood

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To a Scotch Girl, Washing Linen After Her Country Fashion

WELL done and wetly, thou Fair Maid of Perth,
Thou mak’st a washing picture well deserving
  The pen and pencilling of Washington Irving:
Like dripping Naiad, pearly from her birth,
Dashing about the water of the Firth,
  To cleanse the calico of Mrs. Skirving,
  And never from thy dance of duty swerving
As there were nothing else than dirt on earth!
Yet what is thy reward? Nay, do not start!
  I do not mean to give thee a new damper,
But while thou fillest this industrious part
  Of washer, wearer, mangler, presser, stamper,
Deserving better character—thou art
  What Bodkin would but call—“a common tramper.”

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