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Nonsense for Old and Young

by Eugene Field

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A Toilet Episode

M Mamma’s Tooth-brush is on the Bureau. Suppose we scrub out the Sink with it. Then Mamma will wonder what she has Eaten to give her such a Bad Breath. She will Think the Tooth-brush has been Sitting up with a Corpse.

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