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Nonsense for Old and Young

by Eugene Field

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The Nervy Drummer

I Is this a Brass Foundry? No, it is a Travelling Man. He carries big Trunks all over the Country and Makes Love to Dining room Girls. He has Been all Over and Under Europe and Taken in all the Great Masters. He has Scoured the Alps clean. He can Tell more Smutty Stories than a Politician, and he can get Bilin’ slower on More Liquor than any Government official. The best Way to get along with the Travelling men is to get along Without them.

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