A Mean Man
A A Chicago Papa is so Mean he Wont let his Little Baby have More than One Measle at a time.
The Office Towel
I Is this a Corner Lot? No it is a Towel. It has been serving an Apprenticeship in a Printing Office for the past Four Years. The horses are Dragging it Away. A man will Take an Ax and Break the Towel into Pieces and Boil it for Soap Grease. Then he will sell the Towel for Tripe. If you find a Piece of Tripe with a Monogram in one Corner, you may Know it is the Towel.