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A Nonsense Anthology

by Carolyn Wells

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Three Acres of Land

My father left me three acres of land,
      Sing ivy, sing ivy;
  My father left me three acres of land,
      Sing holly, go whistle, and ivy!

I ploughed it with a ram’s horn,
      Sing ivy, sing ivy;
  And sowed it all over with one peppercorn.
      Sing holly, go whistle, and ivy!

I harrowed it with a bramble bush,
      Sing ivy, sing ivy;
  And reaped it with my little penknife,
      Sing holly, go whistle, and ivy!

I got the mice to carry it to the barn,
      Sing ivy, sing ivy;
  And thrashed it with a goose’s quill,
      Sing holly, go whistle, and ivy!

I got the cat to carry it to the mill,
      Sing ivy, sing ivy;
  The miller he swore he would have her paw,
  And the cat she swore she would scratch his face,
      Sing holly, go whistle, and ivy!

Anonymous.

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