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A Nonsense Anthology

by Carolyn Wells

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Like to the Thundering Tone

Like to the thundering tone of unspoke speeches,
  Or like a lobster clad in logic breeches,
  Or like the gray fur of a crimson cat,
  Or like the mooncalf in a slipshod hat;
  E’en such is he who never was begotten
  Until his children were both dead and rotten.

Like to the fiery tombstone of a cabbage,
  Or like a crab-louse with its bag and baggage,
  Or like the four square circle of a ring,
  Or like to hey ding, ding-a, ding-a, ding;
  E’en such is he who spake, and yet, no doubt,
  Spake to small purpose, when his tongue was out.

Like to a fair, fresh, fading, wither’d rose,
  Or like to rhyming verse that runs in prose,
  Or like the stumbles of a tinder-box,
  Or like a man that’s sound yet sickness mocks;
  E’en such is he who died and yet did laugh
  To see these lines writ for his epitaph.

Bishop Corbet in 17th century.

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