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A Nonsense Anthology

by Carolyn Wells

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Nonsense Verses

Lazy-bones, lazy-bones, wake up and peep!
  The cat’s in the cupboard, your mother’s asleep.
  There you sit snoring, forgetting her ills;
  Who is to give her her Bolus and Pills?
  Twenty fine Angels must come into town,
  All for to help you to make your new gown:
  Dainty aerial Spinsters and Singers;
  Aren’t you ashamed to employ such white fingers?
  Delicate hands, unaccustom’d to reels,
  To set ’em working a poor body’s wheels?
  Why they came down is to me all a riddle,
  And left Hallelujah broke off in the middle:
  Jove’s Court, and the Presence angelical, cut—
  To eke out the work of a lazy young slut.
  Angel-duck, Angel-duck, winged and silly,
  Pouring a watering-pot over a lily,
  Gardener gratuitous, careless of pelf,
  Leave her to water her lily herself,
  Or to neglect it to death if she chuse it:
  Remember the loss is her own if she lose it.

Charles Lamb.

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