No. 28
Be cheerful—gai.—This adjective is a favourite one in letters to his wife, and dates from 1796.
No. 29
Roads unsafe and detestable.—The French troops used to say that the four following words constituted the whole language of the Poles: Kleba? Niema. Vota? Sara. (“Some bread? There is none. Some water? We will go and fetch it.”) Napoleon one day passed by a column of infantry suffering the greatest privations on account of the mud, which prevented the arrival of provisions. “Papa, kleba?” exclaimed a soldier. “Niema,” replied the Emperor. The whole column burst into a fit of laughter; they asked for nothing more. Baron Lejeune, Constant, and Méneval have variants of the same story.