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Mr. Punch’s Book of Sport

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Sportive Song

An Old Croquet-Player Ruminates

I like to see a game revive
  Like flower refreshed by rain,
And so I say, “May croquet thrive,
  And may it live again!”
It brings back thoughts of long ago,
  And memories most sweet,
When Amy loved her feet to show
  In shoes too small, but neat.

I think I can see Amy now,
  Her vengeful arm upraised
To croquet me to where a cow
  Unheeding chewed and grazed.
And Amy’s prowess with the ball
  Reminds me that her style
Was not so taking after all
  As Fanny’s skill plus smile.

Yes! Fanny had a winsome laugh,
  That round her mouth would wreath,
And make me wonder if her chaff
  Was shaped to show her teeth.
They were so pretty, just like pearls
  Set fast in carmine case;
Still in the match between the girls
  Selina won the race.

Selina had such lustrous eyes
  Of real sapphire blue,
They seemed one’s soul to mesmerise,
  And looked one through and through.
Yet Agnes I cannot forget,
  She brought me joy with pain.
I would that we had never met——
  “Your stroke!” That voice! My Jane!

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