Aunt Eliza
IN the drinking-well
(Which the plumber built her)
Aunt Eliza fell,
—
We must buy a filter.
Self-Sacrifice
FATHER, chancing to chastise
His indignant daughter Sue,
Said, “I hope you realize
That this hurts me more than you.”
Susan straightway ceased to roar.
“If that’s really true,” said she,
“I can stand a good deal more;
Pray go on, and don’t mind me.”