The xxiii. Chapter. 525.
Of diverse gods in diverse countries.
THE Aegyptians were yet more foolish in this behalfe than the Romans (I meane the heathenish Romans that then were, and not the popish Romans that now are, for no nation approcheth neere to these in anie kind of idolatrie.) The Aegyptians worshipped Anubis in the likenesse of a dog, bicause he loved dogs and hunting. Yea they worshipped all living creatures, as namelie of beasts,Beasts, birds, vermine, fishes, herbs and other trumperie worshipped as gods. a bullocke, a dog, & a cat; of flieng fowles, Ibis (which is a bird with a long bill, naturallie devouring up venemous things and noisome serpents) and a sparrowhawke; of fishes they had two gods; to wit, Lepidotus piscis, and Oxyrinchus. The Saitans and Thebans had to their god a sheepe. In the citie Lycopolis they worshipped a woolfe; in Herinopolis, the Cynocephalus; the Leopolitans, a lion; in Lætopolis, a fish in Nilus called Latus. In the citie Cynopolis they worshipped Anubis. At Babylon, besides Memphis, they made an onion their god; the Thebans an eagle; the Mændeseans, a goate; the Persians, a fier called Orimasda; the Arabians, Bacchus, Venus, and Diasaren; the Bœotians, Amphiaraus; the Aphricans, Mopsus; the Scithians, Minerva; the Naucratits, Serapis, which is a serpent; Astartes (being as Cicero writeth the fourth Venus, who was she, as others affirme, whom Salomon worshipped at his concubines request) was the goddesse of the Assyrians. At Noricum, being a part of Bavaria, they worship Tibilenus; the Moores worship Juba; the Macedonians, Gabirus; the Pœnians, Uranius; at Samos Juno was their god; at Paphos, Venus; at Lemnos, Vulcane; at Naxos, Liberus; at/377. Lampsacke, Priapus with the great genitals, who was set up at Hellespont to be adored. In the ile Diomedea, Diomedes; at Delphos, Apollo; at Ephesus, Diana was worshipped. And bicause they would plaie small game ra/ther526. than sit out, they had Acharus Cyrenaicus, to keepe them from flies and flieblowes; Hercules Canopius, to keepe them from fleas; Apollo Parnopeius, to keepe their cheefes from being mouseaten. The GreeksImperiall gods and their assistants. were the first, that I can learne to have assigned to the gods their principall kingdomes and offices: as Jupiter to rule in heaven, Pluto in hell, Neptune in the sea, &c. To these they joined, as assistants, divers commissioners; as to Jupiter, Saturne, Mars, Venus, Mercurie, and Minerva: to Neptune, Nereus, &c. Tutilina was onelie a mediatrix to Jupiter, not to destroie corne with thunder or tempests, before whom they usuallie lighted candels in the temple, to appease the same, according to the popish custome in these daies. But I may not repeate them all by name, for the gods of the gentiles were by good record,The number of gods among the gentiles as Varro and others report, to the number of 30. thousand, and upward. Whereby the reasonable reader may judge their superstitious blindnesse.