Too Busy to Go Into Another Business
There came into the presidential hearing a man of French accent from New Orleans. He was evidently a diffident person, not knowing how precisely to state his case. But the burden of it was that he was a real-estate holder in New Orleans, and, since the advent of military rulers there, he could not collect his rents, his living.
“Your case, my friend,” said the President, “may be a hard one, but it might be worse. If, with your musket, you had taken your chances with the boys before Richmond, you might have found your bed and board before now! But the point is, what would you have me do for you? I have much to do, and the courts have been opened to relieve me in this regard.”
The applicant, still embarrassed, said: “I am not in the habit of appearing before big men.”
“And for that matter,” it was quickly responded, “you have no need to change your habit, for you are not before very big men now;” playfully adding: “I am too busy to go into the rent-collection business.”