Still of Little Note
On hearing that a man had been arrested in Philadelphia for trying to procure $1,500 by a forgery of Lincoln’s name, he humorously said: “It is surprising that any man could get the money!”
The secretary pointed out that use might have been made of a signature given to a stranger as an autograph on a blank paper, the body of which had been improperly filled up as a note.
“Well,” answered the President, then, as to interfering, “I don’t see but that he will have to sit on ‘the blister-bench.’”