Chapter VI The Fall Hunt
Morton led Kike home in silence, and then returned to his father’s house, deposited his turkey outside the door, and sat down on a broken chair by the fire-place. His father, a hypochondriac, hard of hearing, and slow of thought and motion, looked at him steadily a moment, and then said:
“Sick, Mort? Goin’ to have a chill?”
“No, sir.”
“You look powerful dauncy,” said the old man, as he stuffed his pipe full of leaf tobacco which he had chafed in his hand, and sat down on the other side of the fire-place. “I feel a kind of all-overishness myself. I ’low we’ll have the fever in the bottoms this year. Hey?”
“I don’t know, sir.”
“What?”
“I said I didn’t know.” Morton found it hard to answer his father with decency. The old man said “Oh,” when he understood Morton’s last reply; and perceiving that his son was averse to talking, he devoted himself to his pipe, and to a cheerful revery on the awful consequences that might result if “the fever,” which was rumored to have broken out at Chilicothe, should spread to the Hissawachee bottom. Mrs. Goodwin took Morton’s moodiness to be a fresh evidence of the working of the Divine Spirit in his heart, and she began to hope more than ever that he might prove to be one of the elect. Indeed, she thought it quite probable that a boy so good to his mother would be one of the precious few; for though she knew that the election was unconditional, and of grace, she could not help feeling that there was an antecedent probability of Morton’s being chosen. She went quietly and cheerfully to her work, spreading the thin corn-meal dough on the clean hoe used in that day instead of a griddle, for baking the “hoe-cake,” and putting the hoe in its place before the fire, setting the sassafras tea to draw, skimming the milk, and arranging the plates—white, with blue edges—and the yellow cups and saucers on the table, and all the while praying that Morton might be found one of those chosen before the foundation of the world to be sanctified and saved to the glory of God.
The revery of Mr. Goodwin about the possible breaking out of the fever, and the meditation of his wife about the hopeful state of her son, and the painful reflections of Morton about the disastrous break with Captain Lumsden—all three set agoing primarily by one cause—were all three simultaneously interrupted by the appearance of the younger son, Henry, at the door, with a turkey.
“Where did you get that?” asked his mother.
“Captain Lumsden, or Patty, sent it.”
“Captain Lumsden, eh?” said the father. “Well, the captain’s feeling clever, I ’low.”
“He sent it to Mort by little black Bob, and said it was with Miss Patty’s somethin’ or other—couplements, Bob called ’em.”
“Compliments, eh?” and the father looked at Morton, smiling. “Well, you’re gettin’ on there mighty fast, Mort; but how did Patty come to send a turkey?” The mother looked anxiously at her son, seeing he did not evince any pleasure at so singular a present from Patty. Morton was obliged to explain the state of affairs between himself and the captain, which he did in as few words as possible. Of course, he knew that the use of Patty’s name in returning the turkey was a ruse of Lumsden’s, to give him additional pain.
“It’s bad,” said the father, as he filled his pipe again, after supper. “Quarreled with Lumsden! He’ll drive us off. We’ll all take the fever”—for every evil that Job Goodwin thought of immediately became inevitable, in his imagination—“we’ll all take the fever, and have to make a new settlement in winter time.” Saying this, Goodwin took his pipe out of his mouth, rested his elbow on his knee, and his head on his hand, diligently exerting his imagination to make real and vivid the worst possible events conceivable from this new and improved stand-point of despair.
But the wise mother set herself to planning; and when eight o’clock had come, and Job Goodwin had forgotten the fever, having fallen into a doze in his shuck-bottom chair, Mrs. Goodwin told Morton that the best thing for him and Kike would be to get out of the settlement until the captain should have time to cool off.
“Kike ought to be got away before he does anything desperate. We want some meat for winter; and though it’s a little early yet, you’d better start off with Kike in the morning,” she said.
Always fond of hunting, anxious now to drown pain and forebodings in some excitement, Morton did not need a second suggestion from his mother. He feared bad results from Kike’s temper; and though he had little hope of any relenting on Lumsden’s part, he had an eager desire to forget his trouble in a chase after bears and deer. He seized his cap, saddled and mounted Dolly, and started at once to the house of Kike’s mother. Soon after Morton went, his father woke up, and, finding his son gone out, complained, as he got ready for bed, that the boy would “ketch the fever, certain, runnin’ ’round that away at night.”
Morton found Kike in a state of exhaustion—pale, angry, and sick. Mr. Brady, the Irish school-master, from whom the boys had received most of their education and many a sound whipping, was doing his best to divert Kike from his revengeful mood. It is a singular fact in the history of the West, that so large a proportion of the first school-masters were Irishmen of uncertain history.
“Ha! Moirton, is it you?” said Brady. “I’m roight glad to see ye. Here’s this b’y says hay’d a shot his own uncle as shore as hay’d a toiched him with his roidin’-fwhip. An’ I’ve been a-axin ov him fwoi hay hain’t blowed out me brains a dozen times, sayin’ oive lathered him with baich switches. I didn’t guiss fwat a saltpayter kag hay wuz, sure. Else I’d a had him sarched for foire-arms before iver I’d a venter’d to inform him which end of the alphabet was the bayginnin’. Hay moight a busted me impty pate for tellin’ him that A wusn’t B.”
It was impossible for Morton to keep from smiling at the good old fellow’s banter. Brady was bent on mollifying Kike, who was one of his brightest and most troublesome pupils, standing next to Patty and Morton in scholarship though much younger.
Kike’s mother, a shrewd but illiterate woman, was much troubled to see him in so dangerous a passion. “I wish he was leetle-er, ur bigger,” she said.
“An’ fwoi air ye afther wishing that same, me dair madam?” asked the Irishman.
“Bekase,” said the widow, “ef he was leetle-er, I could whip it outen him; ef he was bigger, he wouldn’t be sich a fool. Boys is allers powerful troublesome when they’re kinder ’twixt and ’tween—nary man nor boy. They air boys, but they feel so much bigger’n they used to be, that they think theirselves men, and talk about shootin’, and all sich like. Deliver me from a boy jest a leetle too big to be laid acrost your lap, and larnt what’s what. Tho’, ef I do say it, Kike’s been a oncommon good sort of boy to me mostly, on’y he’s got a oncommon lot of red pepper into him, like his pappy afore him, and he’s one of them you can’t turn. An’, as for Enoch Lumsden, I would be glad ef he wuz shot, on’y I don’t want no little fool like Kike to go to fightin’ a man like Nuck Lumsden. Nobody but God A’mighty kin ever do jestice to his case; an’ it’s a blessed comfort to me that I’ll meet him at the Jedgment-day. Nothin’ does my heart so much good, like, as to think what a bill Nuck’ll have to settle then, and how he can’t browbeat the Jedge, nor shake a mortgage in his face. It’s the on’y rale nice thing about the Day of Jedgment, akordin’ to my thinkin’. I mean to call his attention to some things then. He won’t say much about his wife’s belongin’ to fust families thar, I ’low.”
Brady laughed long and loud at this sally of Mrs. Hezekiah Lumsden’s; and even Kike smiled a little, partly at his mother’s way of putting things, and partly from the contagion of Brady’s merry disposition.
Morton now proposed Mrs. Goodwin’s plan, that he and Kike should leave early in the morning, on the fall hunt. Kike felt the first dignity of manhood on him; he knew that, after his high tragic stand with his uncle, he ought to stay, and fight it out; but then the opportunity to go on a long hunt with Morton was a rare one, and killing a bear would be almost as pleasant to his boyish ambition as shooting his uncle.
“I don’t want to run away from him. He’ll think I’ve backed out,” he said, hesitatingly.
“Now, I’ll tell ye fwat,” said Brady, winking; “you put out and git some bear’s ile for your noice black hair. If the cap’n makes so bowld as to sell ye out of house and home, and crick bottom, fwoile ye’re gone, it’s yerself as can do the burnin’ afther ye git back. The barn’s noo, and ’tain’t quoit saysoned yit. It’ll burn a dale better fwen ye’re ray-turned, me lad. An’, as for the shootin’ part, practice on the bears fust! ’Twould be a pity to miss foire on the captain, and him ye’re own dair uncle, ye know. He’ll keep till ye come back. If I say anybody a goin’ to crack him owver, I’ll jist spake a good word for ye, an’ till him as the captin’s own affictionate niphew has got the fust pop at him, by roight of bayin’ blood kin, sure.”
Kike could not help smiling grimly at this presentation of the matter; and while he hesitated, his mother said he should go. She’d bundle him off in the early morning. And long before daylight, the two boys, neither of whom had slept during the night, started, with guns on their shoulders, and with the venerable Blaze for a pack-horse. Dolly was a giddy young thing, that could not be trusted in business so grave.