Master Crosspatch
Now, did you ever see such a sulky face? It is quite shocking! I think we ought to call him Master Crosspatch. He surely must be the very husband of Crosspatch, to whom we say, “Draw the latch, sit at your door and spin and whom we advise to “Take a cup, and drink it up, and call your neighbours in!” If poor Crosspatch’s husband is like this, perhaps that is why she cannot be so kind as she would like, and why her temper has been soured; for I am sure such a face is quite enough to turn the sweetest cream into a curd.