In the Street
Peelings on the sidewalk,
Apple-cores and all,
Kick them in the gutter;
Save some one a fall!
Barrel hoops, glass, and cans,
And wires in the street,
Kick them in the gutter;
You’ll save some horse’s feet!
Sitting on the table,
Standing on the chairs,
That’s the way the legs are broken and the cushion tears!
How’d you like to pay the bill for varnish and repairs?
Don’t try on the wraps,
The bonnets and caps
Of company coming to call!
Admire, if you please,
But garments like these
Should always feel safe in the hall!