- 1Introduction
- 2Window-smoochers (Top) — Window-Smoochers
- 3A Low Trick (Top) — A Low Trick
- 4When to Go (Top) — When to Go
- 5“Ain’t”
- 6Nell the Nibbler
- 7A Puzzle
- 8Frankness
- 9The Duty of the Strong
- 10Walking With Papa
- 11Piano Torture
- 12At Table
- 13How to Eat Soup
- 14Baby’s Apology
- 15In the Street
- 16The Goop Picnic (Top) — The Goop Picnic
- 17Book-Manners — Poor Mother!
- 18Cheating
- 19Goop! Goop! Goop!
- 20Visiting
- 21Picking and Stealing
- 22Loyalty
- 23Indolence
- 24The Law of Hospitality
- 25The Flower Hospital
- 26Puppy Goops
- 27Noise! Noise! Noise!
- 28Stealing Rides
- 29Untidy Goops
- 30A Goop Party (Top) — A Goop Party
- 31Inquisitiveness
- 32Don’t Be Good · Don’t Be Bad — Write Right!
- 33Wet Feet
- 34Dress Quickly!
- 35Danger!
- 36The Reason Why
- 37In Goop Attire (Top) — In Goop Attire
- 38Impossible!
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