Brother Goshorn
“Are you an unbeliever?” he asked.
“I don’t know what you call onbeliever. I believe in God and Christ, and keep Sunday and the Fourth of July; but I don’t believe in all of Brother Goshorn’s nonsense about wearing veils and artificials.”
“Well,” said Brother Hall, “would you endeavor to induce your wife to dress in a manner unbecoming a Methodist?”