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A Parody Anthology

by Carolyn Wells

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After Dryden

Three Blessings

THREE brightest blessings of this thirsty race,
(Whence sprung and when I don’t propose to trace);
Pale brandy, potent spirit of the night,
Brisk soda, welcome when the morn is bright;
To make the third, combine the other two,
The force of nature can no further go.

Anonymous.

Oyster-Crabs

THREE viands in three different courses served,
Received the commendation they deserved.
The first in succulence all else surpassed;
The next in flavor; and in both, the last.
For Nature’s forces could no further go;
To make the third, she joined the other two.
Carolyn Wells.

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