Book Two — The Making of a Man
Chapter VII A Cricket Week
I
By the time that Pip had reached his twenty-fifth year his name was scarcely less familiar to the man in the street than that of the leading picture-postcard divinity, and considerably more so than that, say, of the President of the Royal Academy. The English are a strange race, and worship strange gods. Pip’s admission to the national Pantheon had been secured by the fact of his having been mainly responsible for the sensational dismissal of the Australians, for an infinitesimal score, in the second innings of the third Test Match.
The morning papers referred to him as “that phenomenal trundler, the young Middlesex amateur”; the sporting press hailed him as “the left-handed devastation-merchant”; and the evening “specials” called him “Pip,” pure and simple.
To do him justice, Pip cared for none of these things. He was much more concerned with the future than the present. He had scraped a pass degree at Cambridge, and was now nominally studying medicine. But he knew in his heart that he had not the brains to succeed in his task, and he persevered only to please his father, who, though he admitted that his son could never hope to put up a specialist’s plate in Harley Street, considered him (just as a race-horse might consider that anything on four legs can haul a cab) quite capable of doing well in a country practice.
One morning in July Pip received an invitation to play in the Rustleford Cricket Week, an honour calculated to inflate the chest of any rising amateur with legitimate pride. John Chell, the Squire of Rustleford Manor, was of a type now too rare. An old Grandwich captain, an old Oxford captain, and an old All England Eleven player, descended from a long line of top-hatted cricketers, he devoted what he called his “declining years” to fostering the spirit of the game. Rustleford Manor was one of the strongholds of English cricket. John Chell’s reputation as a judge of the game was a recognised asset of the English Selection Committee, and more than one great professional had received his first chance on the Rustleford ground.
Pip was not intimately acquainted with John Chell, though he had frequently met him at Lord’s and elsewhere, and had known his son Jacky at Cambridge. But he was genuinely pleased with this recognition of his merit. It was a thing apart from journalistic celebrity and the adulation of a Surrey crowd. No man was invited to Rustleford who was not a cricketer, out and out; and a man who played in the Rustleford Manor Eleven was hall-marked for life.
The night before his departure he dined alone with his father. Pipette was out at the theatre.
The great physician looked aged and ill, and Pip, noticing this for the first time,—we are unobservant creatures where our daily companions are concerned,—and stricken with sudden pity, offered to abandon his cherished cricket week and accompany his father on a short holiday to a health resort.
The doctor shook his head.
“Can’t get away, my boy,” he said. “Wish I could. But it can’t be done. I have consultations every day for five weeks, and hospital work as well. After that, perhaps—”
“After that your fixture-card will have been still further filled up,” said Pip.
His father laughed.
“You are right,” he said, “I believe it will: it’s a way it has.”
“Well, why not fix up a month’s holiday, say in five weeks’ time, and stick to it?”
“And who is going to do my work?”
“I wish I could,” said Pip, impulsively for him. “Dad, I must be a devil of a disappointment to you. Fancy you—and me!”
By the latter rather condensed expression Pip meant to express his surprise that such a clever father should have produced such a stupid son.
“We don’t all get ten talents, old man,” said his father. “But soon, I dare say, when you are qualified, there will be lots—”
Pip put down his glass of port.
“Dad, I shall never be qualified,” he said.
“Why?”
“Because I haven’t got it in me. You are so clever that you can’t conceive what a fool’s brain can be like. I tell you honestly that this thing is beyond me, Governor. I have worked pretty hard—”
“I know that,” said his father heartily.
“—And I think I am rather more at sea now than I was four years ago. I have learned a few things by heart—anything that can be picked up by those jingles and tips that coaches give one—and that is just about all. Fancy me going over a patient’s ribs and mumbling rhymes to myself to remind me what part of his anatomy I had got to!”
Father and son laughed. Some of the memoria technica of the medical student are peculiar.
“I have been meaning to tell you a long time,” continued Pip, “but I saw you were keen on my getting through, if possible, so I stuck to it. I think I know my limits. I’m not cut out for the learned professions. Fact is, I’m a blamed fool.”
They smoked on silently after that. The doctor was not altogether surprised at Pip’s outburst, for he had lately been realising, from the casual utterances of lecturers and examiners of his acquaintance, that Pip’s prospects were hopeless. But he was sadly disappointed for all that. He had been a lonely man all his life, and now, especially that his health was uncertain, he realised the unhappy fact that his son—his big, strong, healthy son, to whose intellectual companionship he had looked forward so eagerly—was never to give him a shoulder to lean on save in a physical sense.
At this moment, much to the relief of both, the door opened and Pipette came in. She was just twenty-two, and to the tired man in the armchair by the fire she was her mother over again.
She threw off her opera-cloak and wrap and slipped into the chair beside her father. Then after one brief glance into his face she inquired—
“Well, old boy, what’s the trouble?”
“Pip wants me to go for a holiday,” said her father.
“Carried unanimously!” announced Pipette. “When shall we start?”
“Can’t be done at present. Too busy.”
“Get somebody from the hospital staff to do your work.”
“Hear, hear!” said Pip.
Dr. Wilmot gazed into the fire. Presently he said,—
“It’s not altogether professional work. Pip, you said just now that you were a blamed fool. Your father is another.”
“Let us hear all about it,” said Pipette maternally.
“Well, I am a prosperous man as professional men go. But a few years ago I realised a good many of my investments—”
“What does that mean?”
“I sacrificed my savings to get ready money, to finance that private cancer-research commission that Sir John Lindon and I got up,—you remember, Pip?”
“Yes; go on.”
“Well, the Government ultimately paid the expenses of the commission,—we shamed them into it,—and I got my money back. When I came to reinvest it, instead of putting it into the old safe place, I devoted most of it to buying shares in a wild-cat Australian scheme—”
“Which has gone bust?” said Pip.
“Not quite. But the shares are down to the bottom mark, and there is no dividend. I believe the thing is sound, and that in a year or two we shall be all right again. Meanwhile—meanwhile, children, I am extremely hard up!”
To people who have never been hungrier than an unpunctual cook can make them, the prospect of actual poverty is always rather sobering. There was a long pause. Presently Pipette slipped a soft and protecting arm round her father’s neck.
“Dad,” she asked, “why did you buy those queer shares?”
“To get rich quick.”
“Why quick?”
“Because”—the doctor hesitated, surveyed his son and daughter rather doubtfully, and finally proceeded—“because human life in general is an uncertain thing, old lady, and my life in particular happens to be—don’t choke me, child!”
Pipette’s encircling arm had grown suddenly rigid, and her father heard her heart flutter.
“Wh—what do you mean, Daddy?”
“I mean that I possess what insurance companies call ‘a bad life.’ Nothing serious—slight heart trouble, that’s all. I shall have to be careful for a bit, and all will be well. It’s the cracked pitcher that lasts longest.” Dr. Wilmot had unconsciously dropped into the easy and optimistic tones which he reserved for nervous patients.
After a little further conversation Pip and Pipette, somewhat reassured, retired to bed.
Next morning Pip departed to Rustleford, but not before he had conferred briefly with Pipette.
“Do you think I ought to leave the Governor?” he said.
Pipette puckered her alabaster brow thoughtfully.
“Yes; why not?” she replied at length. “It isn’t as if he were in bed or anything. He’ll go to his work just the same whether you are here or not. I have made him faithfully promise to come away for a holiday for the whole of September, so we must just let him have his way just now. You go and enjoy yourself, little man. I’ll look after him. Besides”—Pipette’s angelic features relaxed into the suspicion of a smirk—“I heard yesterday that a particular friend of yours was to be there.”
“Who? Linklater?”
“No—a lady.”
“Not Madeline—”
“Dear no. I thought you had forgotten her. Can’t you guess?”
Pip turned a delicate plum colour.
“Ah, now you are getting nearer,” said Pipette. “It’s your little flapper friend, Elsie Innes. How long is it since you saw her?”
“About a year, I think. She has been away from town a lot lately,” replied Pip, rather incautiously.
“She has put her hair up,” said Pipette.