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Point Lace and Diamonds

by George A. Baker

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A Reformer

You call me trifler, fainéant,
  And bid me give my life an aim!—
You’re most unjust, dear. Hear me out,
  And own your hastiness to blame.
I live with but a single thought;
  My inmost heart and soul are set
On one sole task—a mighty one—
  To simplify our alphabet.

Five vowel sounds we use in speech;
  They’re A, and E, I, O, and U:
I mean to cut them down to four.
  You “wonder what good that will do.”
Why, this cold earth will bloom again,
  Eden itself be half re-won,
When breaks the dawn of my success
  And U and I at last are one.

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