El Melik Ez Zahir Rukneddin Bibers el Bunducdari and the Sixteen Officers of Police.[fn#83]
There was once in the land [of Egypt and] the city of Cairo, [under the dynasty] of the Turks,[FN#84] a king of the valiant kings and the exceeding mighty Sultans, by name El Melik ez Zahir Rukneddin Bibers el Bunducdari.[FN#85] He was used to storm the Islamite strongholds and the fortresses of the Coast[FN#86] and the Nazarene citadels, and the governor of his [capital] city was just to the folk, all of them. Now El Melik ez Zahir was passionately fond of stories of the common folk and of that which men purposed and loved to see this with his eyes and hear their sayings with his ears, and it befell that he heard one night from one of his story-tellers[FN#87] that among women are those who are doughtier than men of valour and greater of excellence and that among them are those who will do battle with the sword and others who cozen the quickest-witted of magistrates and baffle them and bring down on them all manner of calamity; whereupon quoth the Sultan, ‘I would fain hear this of their craft from one of those who have had to do theiewith, so I may hearken unto him and cause him tell.’ And one of the story-tellers said, ‘O king, send for the chief of the police of the town.’
Now Ilmeddin Senjer was at that time Master of Police and he was a man of experience, well versed in affairs: so the king sent for him and when he came before him, he discovered to him that which was in his mind. Quoth Ilmeddin Senjer, ‘I will do my endeavour for that which our lord the Sultan seeketh.’ Then he arose and returning to his house, summoned the captains of the watch and the lieutenants of police and said to them, ‘Know that I purpose to marry my son and make him a bride-feast, and it is my wish that ye assemble, all of you, in one place. I also will be present, I and my company, and do ye relate that which ye have heard of extraordinary occurrences and that which hath betided you of experiences.’ And the captains and sergeants and agents of police made answer to him, saying, ‘It is well: in the name of God! We will cause thee see all this with thine eyes and hear it with thine ears.’ Then the master of police arose and going up to El Melik ez Zahir, informed him that the assembly would take place on such a day at his house; and the Sultan said, ‘It is well,’ and gave him somewhat of money for his expenses.
When the appointed day arrived, the chief of the police set apart for his officers a saloon, that had windows ranged in order and giving upon the garden, and El Melik ez Zahir came to him, and he seated himself, he and the Sultan, in the alcove. Then the tables were spread unto them for eating and they ate; and when the cup went round amongst them and their hearts were gladdened with meat and drink, they related that which was with them and discovered their secrets from concealment. The first to relate was a man, a captain of the watch, by name Muineddin, whose heart was engrossed with the love of women; and he said, ‘Harkye, all ye people of [various] degree, I will acquaint you with an extraordinary affair which befell me aforetime. Know that