490 The Methodist “Hoist With His Own Petard”
A few years ago a Methodist clergyman took it upon himself to give me a piece of friendly advice. “Although you may disbelieve the bible,” said he, “you ought not to say so. That, you should keep to yourself.” “Do you believe the bible,” said I. He replied, “Most assuredly.” To which I retorted, “Your answer conveys no information to me. You may be following your own advice. You told me to suppress my opinions. Of course a man who will advise others to dissimulate will not always be particular about telling the truth himself.”