Degrees of Love
| Positive: | My Own! | |
| Comparative: | My Owner! | |
| Superlative: | My Ownest! |
Definitions
Forever: until tomorrow.
Never: until tomorrow.
Yes: no.
No: yes.
Keepsake: any worthless piece of property.
Absence: a heart stimulant.
Alone: (for one) misery.
Alone: (for two) joy.
X X X: kisses.
o o o: kisses.
The Spelling Lesson
When Venus said: “Spell no for me,”
“N-O,” Dan Cupid wrote with glee,
And smiled at his success;
“Ah, child,” said Venus, laughing low,
“We women do not spell it so,
We spell it Y-E-S.”