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Frontier Humor in Verse, Prose and Picture

by Palmer Cox

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The Contented Frog

The frog that once in Selby’s dam
  Its weird music shed,
Now lies as mute as stranded clam—
  Because that frog is dead.

So sleeps the plague of former days,
  So noisy nights are o’er,
And he now on the pond decays
  Who long cried, “Sleep no more!”

A frog upon a log one day
  In meditation sat,
And gazed upon his pond, that lay
  Still as a tanner’s vat.

No fish swam in his fetid lake,
  No current seaward run;
But hemmed by grasses, weed, and brake,
  It mantled in the sun.

At length from revery he woke,
  And thus to free his mind,
He in the gutt’ral jargon spoke
  Peculiar to his kind:—

“Give me my slimy pool,” quoth he,
  “Before a river wide,
Where cranes are found, still wading round,
  And hungry fishes glide.

“Here light first dawn’d, here was I spawn’d,
  And here I make my home—
Those longest live who’re not inclined
  In foreign parts to roam.

“Upon this log, or stone, I sit,
  The water-fly to view,
Or watch the glossy whirligig
  Describe his circles true.

“How foolish are some pollywogs;
  Before they’ve lost their tails
They often class themselves with frogs,
  And leave their native swales;

“And while exploring down some ditch,
  Beneath a scorching ray,
Upon a sandy bar they hitch,
  And bake as dry as hay.

“Had they but waited till the tail
  Had from their body dropp’d—
And in its stead four legs shot forth—
  Away they might have hopp’d.”

Thus while he sat above the pool,
  Commenting on his lot,
He heard a truant boy from school
  Come whistling to the spot.

“Ah ha!” quoth he, “I hear, I see
  An ancient foe of mine;
He stones will throw, that well I know,
  And straight ones I divine.

“The sparrow on the picket fence,
  The squirrel on the limb,
The swallow flying overhead,
  Alike look out for him.

“There are some hands I scarcely fear,
  So ill a stone they guide;
But when Bob Stevenson is near
  ’Tis meet that I should hide.”

So, prompted by the fearful thought,
  He leaped in with a thud,
And diving to the bottom, sought
  Concealment in the mud.

Now burrow, burrow, little frog,
  As you will trouble find;
Think not because your eyes are shut
  That every one is blind.

Then burrow deeper, deeper far,
  Leave not one claw in view;
Or, swifter than a falling star,
  A stone will cleave you through.

“While here,” said he, “I’m safe enough,
  And here I’ll peaceful lie
Until that little whistling rough
  Has passed the water by.”

But, ah! while he did reckon that
  The host was not around,—
The youngster saw him quit the log,
  And soon a stone was found.

He stood beside the circling pond,
  And gazed a while below—
The tell-tale mud the frog disturbed
  Rose from the bottom slow.

But, ah! for childhood’s searching eyes!
  What can escape their darts?
Projecting from the mud he spies
  The croaker’s hinder parts.

“Ho! ho!” then laughed this cruel boy,
  As downward he did stare,
“If you from trouble would be free
  Of every part take care.”

Then down he sent the ready stone,
  Nor went it down in vain—
Dead as the missile that was thrown,
  The frog came up again.

Along the river’s ferny banks
  The frogs still chant their lays
While floating on his native pool
  That stone-killed frog decays.

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