Can You Blame Her? ——

Teacher in French School: “Marie, what is the national anthem of La Patrie?”

Little Marie: “La Marseillaise.”

Teacher: “Good! Now, the national air of England?”

Little Marie: “God Save the King.”

Teacher: “Very good, mon enfant! Now, the national air of the United States?”

Little Marie: “Certainement! It is ‘Hail, Hail, the Gang’s All Here!’”