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The Female-Impersonators

by Earl Lind

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I dream to-night of the gay bright lights
    Where I sought recreation;
While meek I sat at feet of profs
    To gain an education:
I studied hard six dreary eves,
    But when the seventh came,
Bade “au revoir” to books and grind,
    And skipped to Rialto’s game.

There where lurked pleasure’s devotees
    Giant Kill-joy never came;
I met there New York’s wildest swains,
    And buxoms of ill fame:
We revelled all the evening through—
    Fine fellowship, I say!
I ne’er happed on politer folk
    Than in Rialto gay.

And which was I, kind sir, dost ask?
    Was I a bad roué?
Or shameless demi-virgin wild,
    In paint and powder gay?—
“But I was neither this nor that!”
    Such answer here I set;
While youth in form, I chose to take
    Diversion as soubrette.

The young bloods pardoned me—they said—
    For wearing hated breeches!
“For thou art not a real male;
    Thou’rt like yon winking witches

Who throng these noisy promenades
    Their favors fair to sell;
And kissing thee we deem as sweet
    As kissing ma’moiZelle!

“Lik’st thou that we thee sweetheart call?—
    We’ll humor thy desire;
Sit on our laps while we sip wine;
    Let’s flirt until we tire;
To break thy shapely corset stays,
    We’ll try our best, dear Jenn;
But thou must mimic maid thy best;
    For us:—the part of men!”....

To have love made by youthful swains,
    To me was highest bliss;
In the bright dives where scores beheld,
    No,—shrinked we not to kiss:—
Of yore in gay Rialto’s halls
    Knew folk no self-restraint;
Insane e’en sometimes acted fools!
    Those dens no place for saint!....

I’m prone to-night to philosophize:—
    Why did I gravitate
Toward Rialto’s racy denizens
    When moved to dissipate?
’Twas just because I sought and found,
    In Rialto’s “swell” gallants,
The opposites and complements
    For whom my spirit pants....

O comrade of Rialto’s halls
    Of nineties of century past—
Should’st read these lines, some former pal,
    “Jennie June” remembered hast;
Now after twenty-six years,
    I hail thee with heartfelt greeting;
Beseech Benediction on thine head,
    In lieu of present meeting.

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