- 1Introductory
- 2Chapter I — The Little Gosling
- 3Chapter II — The College Goose
- 4Chapter III — The University Goose
- 5Chapter IV — The Goose-Steppers
- 6Chapter V — Interlocking Directorates
- 7Chapter VI — The University of the House of Morgan
- 8Chapter VII — The Interlocking President
- 9Chapter VIII — The Scholar in Politics
- 10Chapter IX — Nicholas Miraculous
- 11Chapter X — The Lightning-Change Artist
- 12Chapter XI — The Twilight Zone
- 13Chapter XII — The Academic Department Store
- 14Chapter XIII — The Empire of Dullness
- 15Chapter XIV — The University of Lee-Higginson
- 16Chapter XV — The Harvard Tradition
- 17Chapter XVI — Free Speech But—
- 18Chapter XVII — Interference
- 19Chapter XVIII — The Laski Lampoon
- 20Chapter XIX — Raking the Dust-Heaps
- 21Chapter XX — The University of U. G. I.
- 22Chapter XXI — Stealing a Trust Fund
- 23Chapter XXII — Professor Billy Sunday
- 24Chapter XXIII — The Triumph of Death
- 25Chapter XXIV — The Tiger’s Lair
- 26Chapter XXV — Peacocks and Slums
- 27Chapter XXVI — The Bull-Dog’s Den
- 28Chapter XXVII — The University of the Black Hand
- 29Chapter XXVIII — The Fortress of Medievalism
- 30Chapter XXIX — The Dean of Imperialism
- 31Chapter XXX — The Mob of Little Haters
- 32Chapter XXXI — The Drill Sergeant on the Campus
- 33Chapter XXXII — The Story of Stanford
- 34Chapter XXXIII — The Wind of Freedom
- 35Chapter XXXIV — The Stanford Skeleton
- 36Chapter XXXV — The University of the Lumber Trust
- 37Chapter XXXVI — The University of the Chimes
- 38Chapter XXXVII — The Universities of the Anaconda
- 39Chapter XXXVIII — The University of the Latter-Day Saints
- 40Chapter XXXIX — The Mining Camp University
- 41Chapter XL — The Colleges of the Smelter Trust
- 42Chapter XLI — A Land Grant College
- 43Chapter XLII — An Agricultural Melodrama
- 44Chapter XLIII — The University of Wheat
- 45Chapter XLIV — The University of the Ore Trust
- 46Chapter XLV — The Academic Wink
- 47Chapter XLVI — Introducing a University President
- 48Chapter XLVII — Introducing a Board of Regents
- 49Chapter XLVIII — The Price of Liberty
- 50Chapter XLIX — The People and Their University
- 51Chapter L — Education F. O. B. Chicago
- 52Chapter LI — The University of Standard Oil
- 53Chapter LII — Little Halls for Radicals
- 54Chapter LIII — The University of Judge Gary
- 55Chapter LIV — The University of the Grand Duchess
- 56Chapter LV — The University of Automobiles
- 57Chapter LVI — The University of the Steel Trust
- 58Chapter LVII — The University of Heaven
- 59Chapter LVIII — The Harpooner of Whales
- 60Chapter LIX — An Academic Tragedy
- 61Chapter LX — The Geography Line
- 62Chapter LXI — A Leap Into the Limelight
- 63Chapter LXII — The Process of Fordization
- 64Chapter LXIII — Intellectual Dry-Rot
- 65Chapter LXIV — The University of Jabbergrab
- 66Chapter LXV — The Growth of Jabbergrab
- 67Chapter LXVI — Jabbergrab in Journalism
- 68Chapter LXVII — The City Colleges
- 69Chapter LXVIII — The Large Mushrooms
- 70Chapter LXIX — The Little Toadstools
- 71Chapter LXX — God and Mammon
- 72Chapter LXXI — The Orang-Outang Hunters
- 73Chapter LXXII — The Academic Pogrom
- 74Chapter LXXIII — The Semi-Simian Mob
- 75Chapter LXXIV — The Rah-Rah Boys
- 76Chapter LXXV — The Social Traitors
- 77Chapter LXXVI — Prexy
- 78Chapter LXXVII — Damn the Faculty
- 79Chapter LXXVIII — Small Souls
- 80Chapter LXXIX — The World of “Hush”
- 81Chapter LXXX — The Foundations of Fraud
- 82Chapter LXXXI — The Bolshevik Hunters
- 83Chapter LXXXII — The Helen Ghouls
- 84Chapter LXXXIII — The Shepard’s Crook
- 85Chapter LXXXIV — Cities of Refuge
- 86Chapter LXXXV — The Academic Rabbits
- 87Chapter LXXXVI — Workers’ Education
- 88Chapter LXXXVII — The Spider and the Fly
- 89Chapter LXXXVIII — The Workers’ Colleges
- 90Chapter LXXXIX — The Professors’ Union
- 91Chapter XC — The Professors’ Strike
- 92Chapter XCI — Educating the Educators
- 93Chapter XCII — The League of Youth
- 94Chapter XCIII — The Open Forum
The Goose-Step
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