Thirty years after dying, Captain Eli Stormfield is still whizzing through space, racing comets on his way to the Hereafter. When he arrives, at the wrong gate, he discovers that harps, haloes and wings are mostly for newcomers, and his old friend Sandy McWilliams explains how heaven really works.
Twain’s genial satire on popular notions of paradise, told in the captain’s salty vernacular. Download the free EPUB.