If
IF you are to be a gentleman, as I suppose you be,
You’ll neither laugh nor smile for a tickling of the knee.
How do you do?
How do you do, neighbour?
Neighbour, how do you do?
Very well, I thank you.
How does Cousin Sue do?
She is very well,
And sends her love to you,
And so does Cousin Bell.
Ah! how, pray, does she do?