Simple Simon
Simple Simon met a pie-man, Going to the fair; Said Simple Simon to the pie-man, “Let me taste your ware.”
Says the pie-man, “Simple Simon, Show me first your penny;” Said Simple Simon to the pie-man, “Indeed, I have not any.”
Simple Simon went a-fishing, For to catch a whale; All the water he had got Was in his mother’s pail!
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