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Rhymes of Northern Bards

by John Bell

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Broom Busoms

Besoms, so pronounced.

If ye want a busom,
 For to sweep your house;
Come to me, my lasses,
 Ye ma ha’ your choose.
      Buy broom busoms,
       Buy them when they’re new;
      Buy broom busoms,
       Better never grew.

If I had a horse,
 I would have a cart;
If I had a wife,
 She would take my part.
      Buy broom busoms, &c.

Had I but a wife,
 I care not who she be;
If she be a woman,
 That’s enough for me.
      Buy broom busoms, &c.

If she lik’d a drop,
 Her and I’d agree;
If she did not like it,
 There’s the more for me.
      Buy broom busoms, &c.

To the foregoing Verses, Blind Willy (the native Minstrel of Newcastle) has added the following simple Rhymes:—

Up the Butcher Bank,
 And down Byker Chare;
There you’ll see the lasses,
 Selling brown ware.
      Buy broom busoms, &c.

Along the Quayside,
 Stop at Russell’s Entry;
There you’ll see the beer drawer,
 She is standing sentry.
      Buy broom busoms, &c.

If you want an oyster,
 For to taste your mouth,
Call at Handy Walker’s,
 He’s a bonny youth.
      Buy broom busoms, &c.

Call at Mr Loggie’s,
 He does sell good wine;
There you’ll see the beer drawer,
 She is very fine.
      Buy broom busoms, &c.

If you want an orange,
 Ripe and full of juice;
Gan to Hannah Black,
 There you’ll get your choose.
      Buy broom busoms, &c.

Call at Mr Turner’s,
 At the Queen’s Head;
He’ll not set you away,
 Without a piece bread.
      Buy broom busoms, &c.

Down the river side,
 As far as Dent’s Hole;
There you’ll see the cuckolds,
 Working at the coal.
      Buy broom busoms, &c.

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