Another Match
After A.C. Swinburne
If love were dhudeen olden,
And I were like the weed,
Oh! we would live together
And love the jolly weather,
And bask in sunshine golden,
Rare pals of choicest breed;
If love were dhudeen olden,
And I were like the weed.
If you were oil essential,
And I were nicotine,
We’d hatch up wicked treason,
And spoil each smoker’s reason,
Till he grew penitential,
And turned a bilious green;
If you were oil essential,
And I were nicotine.
If you were snuff, my darling,
And I, your love, the box.
We’d live and sneeze together,
Shut out from all the weather,
And anti-snuffers snarling,
In neckties orthodox;
If you were snuff, my darling,
And I, your love, the box.
If you were the aroma,
And I were simply smoke,
We’d skyward fly together,
As light as any feather;
And flying high as Homer,
His gray old ghost we’d choke;
If you were the aroma,
And I were simply smoke.
From Cope’s Tobacco Plant.