If I Had a Donkey Wot Wouldn’t Go
If I had a donkey wot wouldn’t go,
D’ye think I’d wallop him? no, no, no!
But gentle means I’d try, d’ye see,
Because I hate all cruelty;
If all had been like me, in fact,
There’d have been no occasion for Martin’s25 Act,
Dumb animals to prevent being crack’d,
On the head.