Better Gutenberg
Free, beautifully formatted public-domain ebooks
‹Better GutenbergMore TriviaMy Portrait · 101 of 131Contents›

More Trivia

by Logan Pearsall Smith

101 of 131 · Contents · Download EPUB

My Portrait

For after all I am no amœba, no mere sack and stomach; I am capable of discourse, can ride a bicycle, look up trains in Bradshaw; in fact, I am and calmly boast myself a Human Being—that Masterpiece of Nature, a rational, polite, meat-eating Man.

What stellar collisions and conflagrations, what floods and slaughters and enormous efforts has it not cost the Universe to make me—of what astral periods and cosmic processes am I not the crown and wonder?

Where, then, is the Esplanade or Alp or earth-dominating Terrace for my sublime Statue; the landscape of palaces and triumphal arches for the background of my Portrait; stairs of marble, flung against the sunset, not too narrow and ignoble for me to pause with ample gesture on their balustraded flights?

← Back to More Trivia

Scroll to Top