Stoneman in Heaven
The Seraphs came to Christ, and said: “Behold!
The man, presumptuous and overbold,
Who boasted that his mercy could excel
Thine own, is dead and on his way to Hell.”
Gravely the Saviour asked: “What did he do
To make his impious assertion true?”
“He was a Governor, releasing all
The vilest felons ever held in thrall.
No other mortal, since the dawn of time,
Has ever pardoned such a mass of crime!”
Christ smiled benignly on the Seraphim:
“Yet I am victor, for I pardon him.”