Friday the Third
I have just issued an ultimatum as to pigs. There shall be no more loose porkers wandering about my dooryard. It’s an advertisement of bad management. And what’s more, when I was hanging out my washing this morning a shote rooted through my basket of white clothes with his dirty nose, and while I made after him his big brother actually tried to eat one of my wet table-napkins. And that meant another hour’s hard work before the damage was repaired.