Mf? Is That You?
Betch’ure ass. Revere? How’s trix?
Same Ol’ Same Ol’. You?
Trying to make a profit. Hey, we gotta talk.
Out Loud?
No whisper.
OK. Let Me Set It
<<Crypt Key Selection>>
Pause... <<CRYPT KEY EXCHANGE>> Pause... <<TRANSMISSION ENCODED>>
Mf?
Still here.
Good. Surprises the Shit Out of Me Every Time This Works
Me too.
What Can I Do? Got Another Present?
Couple of days, sure. Some doosies.
What’ya Got?
A graphics program that kicks the living shit out of VGA Master and Paint Man. Deadly too.
How?
Copies portions of itself into Video RAM and treats it as a TSR. Next program you load gets infected from Video RAM and spreads from there. Undetectable unless you’re running debug at the same time and looking for it. Then it stealths itself into all V-RAM applications and spreads outside the O/S.