- 1Chapter I — I Make No Effort to Defend Myself
- 2Chapter II — I Defend My Property
- 3Chapter III — I Converse With a Mystery
- 4Chapter IV — I Become an Ancestor
- 5Chapter V — I Meet the Foe and Fall
- 6Chapter VI — I Discuss Matrimony
- 7Chapter VII — I Receive Visitors
- 8Chapter VIII — I Resort to Diplomacy
- 9Chapter IX — I Am Invited Out to Dinner
- 10Chapter X — I Agree to Meet the Enemy
- 11Chapter XI — I Am Invited to Spend Money
- 12Chapter XII — I Am Informed That I Am in Love
- 13Chapter XIII — I Visit and Am Visited
- 14Chapter XIV — I Am Forced Into Being a Hero
- 15Chapter XV — I Traverse the Night
- 16Chapter XVI — I Indulge in Plain Language
- 17Chapter XVII — I See to the Bottom of Things
- 18Chapter XVIII — I Speed the Parting Guest
- 19Chapter XIX — I Burn a Few Bridges
- 20Chapter XX — I Change Garden Spots
- 21Chapter XXI — She Proposes
A Fool and His Money
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