- 1Two Letters and a Dedication
- 2Introduction
- 3Breaking Into the Writing Game
- 4Settling the Corset Problem of This Country
- 5How to Tell a Butler, and Other Etiquette
- 6Defending My Soup Plate Position
- 7Helping the Girls With Their Income Taxes
- 8The Greatest Document in American Literature
- 9Prospectus for “The Remodeled Chewing Gum Corporation”
- 10Inside Stuff on the Total Eclipse
- 11It’s Time Somebody Said a Word for California
- 12Promoting the Oceanless One Piece Suit
- 13Warning to Jokers: Lay Off the Prince
- 14Spring Is Here, With Poems and Bath Tubs
- 15Mr. Ford and Other Political Self-Starters
- 16Wilson Could Laugh at a Joke on Himself
- 17A Job With the James Family
- 18Let’s Treat Our Presidents Like Human Beings
- 19What With Fruit Juice and Consomme, It Was a Wild Party
- 20What We Need Is More Fred Stones
- 21One Oil Lawyer per Barrel
- 22Another Hot Confession in the Oil Scandal
- 23The Whole Truth and Nothing but the Truth
- 24Well, Who Is Prunes?
- 25Politics Getting Ready to Jell
- 26Two Long Lost Friends Found at Last
- 27They Nominated Everybody but the Four Horsemen
- 28In the Midst of a 7 Year Hitch
- 29“Will Rogers Jr.” Reports the Convention for His Father, Worn Out b…
- 30Roping a Critic
- 31“The World Tomorrow,” After the Manner of Great Journalists
- 32Settling the Affairs of the World in My Own Way
- 33A Skinny Dakota Kid Who Made Good
- 34Taking the Cure, by the Shores of Cat Creek
The Illiterate Digest
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