- 1Part 1 — My Watch
- 2Political Economy
- 3The Jumping Frog
- 4Journalism in Tennessee
- 5The Story of the Bad Little Boy
- 6The Story of the Good Little Boy
- 7A Couple of Poems by Twain and Moore
- 8Niagara
- 9Answers to Correspondents
- 10To Raise Poultry
- 11Experience of the McWilliamses With Membranous Croup
- 12My First Literary Venture
- 13How the Author Was Sold in Newark
- 14The Office Bore
- 15Johnny Greer
- 16The Facts in the Case of the Great Beef Contract
- 17The Case of George Fisher
- 18Disgraceful Persecution of a Boy
- 19The Judge’s “Spirited Woman”
- 20Information Wanted
- 21Some Learned Fables, for Good Old Boys and Girls in Three Parts
- 22My Late Senatorial Secretaryship
- 23A Fashion Item
- 24Riley — Newspaper Correspondent
- 25A Fine Old Man
- 26Science V.S. Luck
- 27The Late Benjamin Franklin
- 28Mr. Bloke’s Item
- 29A Medieval Romance [Written About 1868]
- 30Petition Concerning Copyright
- 31After-Dinner Speech [at a Fourth of July Gathering, in London, of A…
- 32Lionizing Murderers
- 33A New Crime
- 34A Curious Dream [Written About 1870.]
- 35A True Story
- 36The Siamese Twins
- 37Speech at the Scottish Banquet in London
- 38A Ghost Story
- 39The Capitoline Venus
- 40Speech on Accident Insurance
- 41John Chinaman in New York
- 42How I Edited an Agricultural Paper
- 43The Petrified Man
- 44My Bloody Massacre
- 45The Undertaker’s Chat
- 46Concerning Chambermaids
- 47Aurelia’s Unfortunate Young Man
- 48“After” Jenkins
- 49About Barbers
- 50“Party Cries” in Ireland
- 51The Facts Concerning the Recent Resignation [Written About 1867]
- 52History Repeats Itself
- 53Honored as a Curiosity
- 54First Interview With Artemus Ward
- 55Cannibalism in the Cars
- 56The Killing of Julius Caesar “Localized”
- 57The Widow’s Protest
- 58The Scriptural Panoramist
- 59Curing a Cold
- 60A Curious Pleasure Excursion
- 61Running for Governor
- 62A Mysterious Visit
Sketches New and Old
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