- 1Dedication
- 2Chapter I — We Are Going Away From Here
- 3Chapter II — My Bonny Lies Over the Ocean — Lies and Lies and Lies
- 4Chapter III — Bathing Oneself on the Other Side
- 5Chapter IV — Jacques, the Forsaken
- 6Chapter V — When the Seven A.M. Tut-tut Leaves for Anywhere
- 7Chapter VI — La Belle France Being the First Stop
- 8Chapter VII — Thence on and on to Verbotenland
- 9Chapter VIII — A Tale of a String-bean
- 10Chapter IX — The Deadly Poulet Routine
- 11Chapter X — Modes of the Moment; a Fashion Article
- 12Chapter XI — Dressed to Kill
- 13Chapter XII — Night Life — With the Life Part Missing
- 14Chapter XIII — Our Friend, the Assassin
- 15Chapter XIV — That Gay Paresis
- 16Chapter XV — Symptoms of the Disease
- 17Chapter XVI — As Done in London
- 18Chapter XVII — Britain in Twenty Minutes
- 19Chapter XVIII — Guyed or Guided?
- 20Chapter XIX — Venice and the Venisons
- 21Chapter XX — The Combustible Captain of Vienna
- 22Chapter XXI — Old Masters and Other Ruins
- 23Chapter XXII — Still More Ruins, Mostly Italian Ones
- 24Chapter XXIII — Muckraking in Old Pompeii
- 25Chapter XXIV — Mine Own People
- 26Chapter XXV — Be It Ever So Humble
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